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but there's no shortage of irony.

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Oh and ...

I flunked charm school.

So what.

Can't write anything.

> Jennifer <

Causing considerable consternation
to many fine folk since 1957

Pepper and me ... Seattle 1962

  

In The Market, As It Were

 

 

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Hoist The Colors

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Insist on yourself; never imitate.

Your own gift you can present

every moment

with the cumulative force

of a whole life’s cultivation;

but of the adopted talent of another

you have only an extemporaneous

half possession.

That which each can do best,

none but his Maker can teach him.

> Ralph Waldo Emerson <

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Represent:

The Black Velvet Coat

Belay That!

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A Pistol With One Shot

Ecstatically shooting everything in sight using my beloved Nikon D3100 with AF-S DX Nikkor 18-55mm 1:3.5-5.6G VR kit lens and AF-S Nikkor 50mm f/1.8 G prime lens.

Also capturing outrageous beauty left and right with my Nikon D7000 blissfully married to my Nikkor 85mm f/1.4D AF prime glass. Don't be jeal.

And then there was the Nikon AF-S DX NIKKOR 18-200mm f:3.5-5.6G ED VR II zoom. We're done here.

Dying Is A Day Worth Living For

I am a taphophile

Word. Photo Jennifer Weber 2010

Great things are happening at

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If you don't believe me, click the pics.

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Dying is a wild night

and a new road.

Emily Dickinson

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REMEMBRANCE

When I am gone

Please remember me

 As a heartfelt laugh,

 As a tenderness.

 Hold fast to the image of me

When my soul was on fire,

The light of love shining

Through my eyes.

Remember me when I was singing

And seemed to know my way.

Remember always

When we were together

And time stood still.

Remember most not what I did,

Or who I was;

Oh please remember me

For what I always desired to be:

A smile on the face of God.

David Robert Brooks

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 Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many.

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Keep To The Code

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You Want To Find This
The Promise Of Redemption

Therefore seeing we have this ministry, as we have received mercy, we faint not;

But have renounced the hidden things of dishonesty, not walking in craftiness, nor handling the word of God deceitfully; but by manifestation of the truth commending ourselves to every man's conscience in the sight of God.

But if our gospel be hid, it is hid to them that are lost:

In whom the god of this world hath blinded the minds of them which believe not, lest the light of the glorious gospel of Christ, who is the image of God, should shine unto them.

For we preach not ourselves, but Christ Jesus the Lord; and ourselves your servants for Jesus' sake.

For God, who commanded the light to shine out of darkness, hath shined in our hearts, to give the light of the knowledge of the glory of God in the face of Jesus Christ.

But we have this treasure in earthen vessels, that the excellency of the power may be of God, and not of us.

We are troubled on every side, yet not distressed; we are perplexed, but not in despair;

Persecuted, but not forsaken; cast down, but not destroyed;

Always bearing about in the body the dying of the Lord Jesus, that the life also of Jesus might be made manifest in our body.

For we which live are alway delivered unto death for Jesus' sake, that the life also of Jesus might be made manifest in our mortal flesh.

So then death worketh in us, but life in you.

We having the same spirit of faith, according as it is written, I BELIEVED, AND THEREFORE HAVE I SPOKEN; we also believe, and therefore speak;

Knowing that he which raised up the Lord Jesus shall raise up us also by Jesus, and shall present us with you.

For all things are for your sakes, that the abundant grace might through the thanksgiving of many redound to the glory of God.

For which cause we faint not; but though our outward man perish, yet the inward man is renewed day by day.

For our light affliction, which is but for a moment, worketh for us a far more exceeding and eternal weight of glory;

While we look not at the things which are seen, but at the things which are not seen: for the things which are seen are temporal; but the things which are not seen are eternal.

II Corinthians 4

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THE DREAMERS

In the dawn of the day of ages,
 In the youth of a wondrous race,
 'Twas the dreamer who saw the marvel,
 'Twas the dreamer who saw God's face.


On the mountains and in the valleys,
By the banks of the crystal stream,
He wandered whose eyes grew heavy
With the grandeur of his dream.

The seer whose grave none knoweth,
The leader who rent the sea,
The lover of men who, smiling,
Walked safe on Galilee --

All dreamed their dreams and whispered
To the weary and worn and sad
Of a vision that passeth knowledge.
They said to the world: "Be glad!

"Be glad for the words we utter,
Be glad for the dreams we dream;
Be glad, for the shadows fleeing
Shall let God's sunlight beam."

But the dreams and the dreamers vanish,
The world with its cares grows old;
The night, with the stars that gem it,
Is passing fair, but cold.

What light in the heavens shining
Shall the eye of the dreamer see?
Was the glory of old a phantom,
The wraith of a mockery?

Oh, man, with your soul that crieth
In gloom for a guiding gleam,
To you are the voices speaking
Of those who dream their dream.

If their vision be false and fleeting,
If its glory delude their sight --
Ah, well, 'tis a dream shall brighten
The long, dark hours of night.

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Freedom is a fragile thing and is never more than one generation away from extinction. It is not ours by inheritance; it must be fought for and defended constantly by each generation, for it comes only once to a people. Those who have known freedom and then lost it, have never known it again.

~ Ronald Reagan

Photo Jennifer Weber 2010

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Sunday
Dec262010

Oh! How it dazzles.

I'm a certified nut about Christmas.

Now, I do my share of flapping around during the month of December about how are we going to pay for it and how am I going to get it all done and why is it I'm the only one doing all the shopping and decorating, et cetera.

And there may be a moment or two of the Yuletide blues thrown in for good measure.

You know. Par for the course.

But in the end, I love it. I love Christmas Eve and I love Christmas Day.

I love Christmas carols, Christmas cards, Christmas cookies, Christmas presents, Christmas ornaments, Christmas lights, Christmas ... did I already say presents?

I love the Christ of Christmas. Thank you for saving and keeping me, Lord.

Even so, this was a wonderful, truly special Christmas.

To quote my darling blogging buddy and new friend Donna M., it was magical.

Now, the grands weren't with us because they spend Christmas in Pennsylvania with their daddy's people.

But they'll be here to ring in the new year!

And at that time we will have Christmas all over again, on a somewhat smaller scale.

Christmas Day was made more exciting this year by the promise of afternoon rain (I love rain) and overnight snow! 

And we got both.

A wet slushy snow began in South Carolina around two o'clock in the morning, turned dry and fluffy toward dawn, and continued off and on until about noon today.

It wasn't quite cold enough for them to gang up on every surface the way they do up north, but the flakes -- huge and made of extreme light whiteness -- made it their mission to gently burden all the tree branches with their pleasantly persistent, silent and silverfrosty, featherweighted aggregate.

A most wintry post-Christmas prospect!

The high temperature for New Year's Eve is forecast at sixty-five degrees ... seventy on New Year's Day. We shall see.

At any rate, in all likelihood we won't have to "suffer" long.

Christmas Day began with Erica making pumpkin pancakes, something about which she has been talking practically nonstop for weeks.

They were very good.

After tidying the kitchen, I trayed up my signature cheese ball.

It must've been very good too because before long it resembled an orangeish crater surrounded by cracker-crumb debris.

This young man may've had something to do with that ... together with his twice-cursed pirate father.

(That's actually the second cheese ball that was reduced to rubble! The recipe makes two. The first one met its inevitably identical fate on Christmas Eve.)

Then it was time to set the Christmas table. Because I had two sizes of Eiffel Tower napkins and because I'm a Francophile (n'est-ce pas?), I devised an impromptu (but no less chic) Paris theme for our festivities.

These cherub candlesticks make Erica nervous because she says she "can't see their feet."

?????

*eyeroll*

*finger circles at temple*

I assure you they have tiny but perfectly serviceable cherubic feet (should they require same, something I personally cannot envision because don't they fly everywhere? Or, barring that, simply hover wherever they happen to end up?), floating out behind them.

Erica sort of does not understand my fixation with angelic things, especially angel wings.

I think it's self-explanatory: I must be an angel!

Duh.

Speaking of angels, look at this pretty little red-lipsticked thang!

That's Audrey. Inexplicably, she is single.

One of the great inscrutable mysteries of the universe.

Personally, I think she's just around to keep the rest of us humble because beside her, we look so ordinary.

What say you? Answer freely but don't get brain freeze trying to figure it out.

Erica's single too but she's deeply involved with Josh Groban.

Sorry guys! Talk about a tough act to follow.

Once things were humming along in the kitchen cooking-wise, on track for a five o'clock sit-down dinner, the family began assembling in the front room for the MAIN EVENT, baby.

It was all candle-glowy and twinkle-lighty in there. Don't you love that? 

Me too!

I had to go fetch TG, who was watching sports in the family room. My arm isn't long enough to get a good picture of us both and he didn't offer his long arm, so this is as good as it gets.

He eclipses me, but only slightly. As it should be. Of the two of us, the term lunacy applies much more to me.

The French theme continued as Erica received a bottle of Chanel Chance Eau de Parfum and TG got the new fragrance pour homme, Bleu de Chanel.

Also the somewhat obligatory but no less welcomed assortment of stylish new neckwear.

Ladies, if you want your man to smell divine, this is the substance to slap on him. Trust me.

Andrew got some stuff too. I think he's so cute. Also single.

Javier didn't get anything but he didn't care. The vet told me that with rare exceptions, all your dog really needs is food, water, and love. Javier gets lots of all three.

Truth be known, he has so much of those things, he could stand to give some away to less fortunate dogs.

What we do is, we go around the room clockwise and each person opens a gift while everyone else watches and comments, offers receipts and the random explanation sprinkled with copious I hope you like its.

Well, I left my big present for last. I think subconsciously I knew they'd gotten me the camera but I didn't dare hope lest it didn't come true.

It came true. I cried. I think a few of them cried.

That's just how we are. I love it.

Look at it again. I know it's an inanimate object; I know it cannot love me back. I know it has little intrinsic value beyond its ability to simply do what it was created to do: record digital images.

But it makes me so happy because to me, owning it will open worlds. I want new worlds opened to me in 2011. As much as I love Christmas, I hate the status quo.

Am I making any sense? Please say that I am. 

Even if I'm not, you may take my word for it: that camera is sweet.

Before eating dinner, we posed around the table. Click this one in order to better feast your eyes upon my beloveds. It was taken with the camera they bought me.

We had a delicious meal.

It was a perfect day.

I hope your Christmas was happy too. 

It's snowing again.

I love you!

~ Happy New Year! ~

Reader Comments (7)

Even without your pictures, I can see it all in my mind: first Christmas snow in your area in over 100 years; surrounded by beautiful folks who love and cherish you; yummy food; and a NIKON DSLR CAMERA!!!!!!!!! Yep, it doesn't get any more MAGICAL that that! With new worlds to discover, you will be a holy terror on a mission to record it all in digital format, LOL! Oh, and please get a UV or skylight filter on that lens pronto! It protects it mightily from dust, dirt and damage (in case of dropping - gasp!). The inscription on the end of the lens will tell you the size (e.g., 72mm or 67 mm).

And one last thing...

*****SQUEAL!!!!!!!!!*****

December 26, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterDonna M.

Lovely all!!! And you even got some snow! :-)

As to the gorgeous "singles," they will be part of couples, when they find the Right One. :-) And I'd say, not a moment sooner. And I'm sure you'd say, the same.

Gentle Snow-covered hugs...

December 27, 2010 | Unregistered Commenter'Aunt Amelia'

All the pictures are gorgeous, looks so warm and cozy inside. A beautiful family, home, yard and life. We have much to be thankful for. You will also have years of pleasure from your new camera, which all of us on the blog will get to enjoy too.

December 27, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterDebbie

Just LOOKING at that camera made Me Cry!!!Hahahaaa.....Fantastic!!
The decorations are beautiful as are all the photos!
NOW....it's Happy New Year!!!
hughugs

December 27, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterDonna (Texas)

What a fabulous day, your singles are gorgeous. Love your cherubs with no feet.

December 27, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterIrene

That magical snow canceled flights out of NC and so our lovely Edwin never got here. He is very sad and so are we. Annie and baby managed it the next day but no seat left for E. Cursed snow!
You certainly know how to set up a perfect Christmas day. Glad it was such a happy time.

December 28, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterSue the Hobbit

Glad you guys had such a wonderful Christmas!

January 5, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterkev

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